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"The Big Giant Head"

Well, I got home from KC and then went to work at ampride. Thats 7 hours of my life I will never get back! IT SUCKED! SO SLOW! Went out with Eric O. Last night, went to Wal-mart and did a little shopping, didnt buy anything though. Saw a few people that I hadnt seen in a while. Nick Schmidt looks like crap. Hes been using something, Drug wise, I think he was either so far hopped up, or so far deprived of his fix, Man, he could barely write his Ph. # down for me. It broke my heart to see a once such close and dear friend turned so weak and pathetic lately. Then I ran into a girl I knew from Haven. I went to school with her older sister, and in an ironic twist of fate, her uncle is married to Nicks mom. WEIRD! But, the main event of the day was starting my paper route today. 4 AM came way to early! It sucked. i take over solo on Monday. Cliff rides with me one more day. Sunday is going to suck. Plus I get to deliver on Christmas day and New years day. Think Ill just sleep all day on the eves, and then I will stay up all night, and deliver at like 3:30. He drops off the papers at like 2:00. Then I can deliver anytime as long as they are there before 6:00. All I know is I am exausted, cant wait till I get out of here and can go home and sleep, EXCEPT I CANT! I have to go to the church and set up sound equip, and then, I have to go get family portraits, and then, I have to sleep and get up and throw papers and then move my bosses daughter in Salina, and then !!!!AUGH!!!!! I have had enough vacation, I want to go back to school!
Lynn
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Okay,
So I am in KC right, and having a Ball. We are just sitting around waiting on Kris and Dan to get here. Sam showed up a few minutes ago and showed me her new BMW. Its real, Its not a fake like I thought it would be. I figured she just stole a few tires off of a BMW and then decided to rename her pregnant roller skate. I was wrong. Its a nice car.
**Kris is here, and she had to pee, so now hello for me** Well, I think we are all going to go out to dinner tonight. Dont know where. Then its off to Janet and Keiths house to hang out. I guess. dan has a really cool Smock on, it has his damn name on it. I WANT ONE! Well, I guess the gangs all here, and so I am going to go now. Shouts out to all my peeps in the ol school. Ill see you all later! PEACE!

Happy holidays!
Lynn
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Okay so I got an E-mail back from the Ass Hat in charge of the shout outs and she says they probably ARE NOT coming back ( JUST THE OLD ONES, NEW ONES OKAY!). It was a dissapointment on many levels. A)Some of my best thoguhts were shouts. 2) Some of my best slams to donkey were on shouts. D) Prisca and Ginger were getting along so well NOT! You two need to behave. Please lets not have any more BAD vibes in future shout outs. CAN I GET A WHOOP WHOOP FROM MR. ANON! (F***Ing Ass HAt!)
So Keep on shouting people, PLEASE. A blog lives off feedback.

Happy Holidays, and one more thing...
"If you ever drop your keys into a pool of Molten Lava...Let them go cause, dude, they are gone."-J. Handy.

MERRY NEW YEAR HAHAHAHAH Beef Jerky TIme....YOU WANT SOME BEEF JERKY?

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I HAVE NO idea what happened to the shout outs in the last few days. THEY ARE ALL GONE. I AM PISSED! Plus I changed the forum of the blog. Trying in vain to retreive them as I did once before. Here goes!
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I strolled into my living room, calm as I can be. When standing on my shelf is my cat staring back at me. Broken shards and remnants lay, scattered where she plays. Her meow sounded like a laugh, maniacal and throaty. I glanced in the direction of her gaze, and to my shock and horror, paint brushes and paint were smashed into the the carpet and cabinets. To top it all off the next morning she was walking along my headboard, fell and with claws bared fell on my head, my face to be exact. She ate out of my frying pan, while it was on, tried to set herself on fire with my candle. I want to get her declawed. And quite possibly she may need a brain transplant. If she wasn't so dadgum cute and purr so loud I'd let the dog eat her. She sits on the top of my compter monitor chasing the mouse icon on the computer, at least that's what she does when she's not sleeping on my keyboard. Sorry I didn't finish this earlier and I know its pointless. I just wanted to share and I was halfway through it when the boss showed up at my desk, and well the rest is history.

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WE GOT HIM INDEED
I am thrilled about the news of Saddam's capture. I ws unsure at first, thinking we were being tricked, I still am cautious of th fact that it went down so easily. But its him, we got him, and I think he shoud be executed Medievil style. Draw and Quarter the bastard. Send his head down the Tigris river and send his finger, Toes, Eyes, and internal Organs down the ucraties on paletes as a warning to those who oppose American Forces. His head? His Head you say? Bronze it, and put it in the Oval office, Shrink it and put it on display in the white house, Chop it up in to pieces and Sell it off one by one to eliminate our National Deficite, OR, Dry it, and grind it in to Meal, and use it as fertilizer for the white house Lawn.
Our Nations next step, Build a replica of the WH and put in the center of Bagdad, let GB Senior have a crack at running that country, Hell, send GW, he seems to be spending more time running that county more than ours.
Put in all honesty, I think Bush just got his re-election. Thats All I got for now.
Lynn
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Ding Dong Saddam is GONE!!!

Saddam Hussein Captured - CNN Link
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