Saturday, November 22, 2003
They only family member I had, that chased a lazer beam for Fun
I wanted to take this time to express a deep heart felt sadness. I was unaware (I know, I DON'T HAVE PHONE or she would have called) Pandorea, Kristinas cat, and a long known member of the family lost her battle with Cancer last Sunday morning. When I read Kris's blog today, I had to excuse myself at work b/c I was not going to think about that in plain view of everyone here at work, Pandorea was truly a member of our family, and she will be greatly missed, by Kris and by all of us.
Kris, If you happen to read this, and have a picture of Pandorea, please send it to me, I would like to have one on the web page. I am still trying to find the disk I have that has pictures from Lou and I's first X-mas in KC, the one we "got stuck in the Fog." I have some pics of her laying on the floor while mom brushed her. I think I have a couple of her and Rusty and Poe (I hope I spelled that right) they were of course no where near each other, well Rusty and Panda were, but you would be amazed what that video camera of mine will catch with digital zoom and a freeze Frame option. Well, that all I have time for at the moment. I hope this weekend finds all of you well.
Lynn
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I wanted to take this time to express a deep heart felt sadness. I was unaware (I know, I DON'T HAVE PHONE or she would have called) Pandorea, Kristinas cat, and a long known member of the family lost her battle with Cancer last Sunday morning. When I read Kris's blog today, I had to excuse myself at work b/c I was not going to think about that in plain view of everyone here at work, Pandorea was truly a member of our family, and she will be greatly missed, by Kris and by all of us.
Kris, If you happen to read this, and have a picture of Pandorea, please send it to me, I would like to have one on the web page. I am still trying to find the disk I have that has pictures from Lou and I's first X-mas in KC, the one we "got stuck in the Fog." I have some pics of her laying on the floor while mom brushed her. I think I have a couple of her and Rusty and Poe (I hope I spelled that right) they were of course no where near each other, well Rusty and Panda were, but you would be amazed what that video camera of mine will catch with digital zoom and a freeze Frame option. Well, that all I have time for at the moment. I hope this weekend finds all of you well.
Lynn
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I call this next poem "an open apoligy to the Aliens whom abducted me, and whome I inflicted great havoc upon, while having a Hissy fit abourd the Mother Ship...Autobiographicle"
I would like to make an open apology to Bill. I was unaware that his Christmas list was not a public thing, So I posted a link to it thinking that the only people who even give a rats ass about this blog, are also close to Bill, so I thought it would be nice to get the list out there for him. The words "Lame ass" that appeared slightly askew to the link (yet were still connected) were originals part of another link that did not work, and due to some bad cutting and pasting on my part, they ended up in the same hyper link as to Bills Wish list. If any of you have seen that list, please DO NOT rush out and buy him something, I would feel just terrible if he got gifts from people whom he did not send his list to privately. (I say that with the most soft hearted sarcasm as possible, if Bill doesn't know I am screwing with him now, what have the last 14 yrs been like. You know I love you bud, I removed the Link post haste when I saw you were upset about it. Problem is, I deleted the e-mail knowing the link was on my blog, so could you send me the link again....Wait, don't bother, I already know what I am getting you, and its not a DVD. :)
Lynn
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I would like to make an open apology to Bill. I was unaware that his Christmas list was not a public thing, So I posted a link to it thinking that the only people who even give a rats ass about this blog, are also close to Bill, so I thought it would be nice to get the list out there for him. The words "Lame ass" that appeared slightly askew to the link (yet were still connected) were originals part of another link that did not work, and due to some bad cutting and pasting on my part, they ended up in the same hyper link as to Bills Wish list. If any of you have seen that list, please DO NOT rush out and buy him something, I would feel just terrible if he got gifts from people whom he did not send his list to privately. (I say that with the most soft hearted sarcasm as possible, if Bill doesn't know I am screwing with him now, what have the last 14 yrs been like. You know I love you bud, I removed the Link post haste when I saw you were upset about it. Problem is, I deleted the e-mail knowing the link was on my blog, so could you send me the link again....Wait, don't bother, I already know what I am getting you, and its not a DVD. :)
Lynn
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Thursday, November 20, 2003
I love you Donkey
Well, In the world of Donkey, I guess my name will be MUD!
I Have been trying to call her all Day, but I was supposed to call last night, and did not get to a phone until around 10:30 after all was said and done and I got everyone taken home. SO I guess I will just wait around and face her rath later.
Lynn
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Well, In the world of Donkey, I guess my name will be MUD!
I Have been trying to call her all Day, but I was supposed to call last night, and did not get to a phone until around 10:30 after all was said and done and I got everyone taken home. SO I guess I will just wait around and face her rath later.
Lynn
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Wednesday, November 19, 2003
Well, tonight is the Night. The closest thing to Nudity hits CBS, or is it ABC, Cant remember. Victoria Secrets extravaganza is on tonight at 9:00. Everyone be sure to watch it!
Lynn
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Lynn
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Be carefull what you post, Your salary might depend on it.
Okay, so I took a little time today and read on of the articles on the Blog Home Page and decided it would be worth my time to read about this guy at microsoft who got fired over a picture in his web log. The article is a quick read, so if you get a sec. Check it out.
Lynn
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Okay, so I took a little time today and read on of the articles on the Blog Home Page and decided it would be worth my time to read about this guy at microsoft who got fired over a picture in his web log. The article is a quick read, so if you get a sec. Check it out.
Lynn
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Tuesday, November 18, 2003
Ok, so I know it took me a while, but it's finally here:
Pictures of Cole's First Birthday
I would post the movie, but it's over 6MB and I can't host it on the picture page, so you'll just have to get it on CD the next time you come up
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Pictures of Cole's First Birthday
I would post the movie, but it's over 6MB and I can't host it on the picture page, so you'll just have to get it on CD the next time you come up
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Heading for the Homeland
Well, Ya'll wish me luck. Got done surfing the OT and I think it is finally safe to head home, and that I am now in a good enough mood to keep my mouth shut as to the MIL being in my house. Wow, Ever notice that the initials for Mother-In-Law and M.I.L.F are so damn close, thank god the initials are the only connection.
Peace Im OUT AH HERE!
Lynn
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Well, Ya'll wish me luck. Got done surfing the OT and I think it is finally safe to head home, and that I am now in a good enough mood to keep my mouth shut as to the MIL being in my house. Wow, Ever notice that the initials for Mother-In-Law and M.I.L.F are so damn close, thank god the initials are the only connection.
Peace Im OUT AH HERE!
Lynn
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Monday, November 17, 2003
Too Hot to Surf, To Hot to Post, and TOO COLD AT HOME!
Took your advice Bill, The header does look a lot better. Well, just came up to do a little surfing and posting, drove by the house, and the mother-in-law was there. Not suzanne, SHIRLEY! Her and robbie were standing in the doorway talking to Nikki, rather than get in to it, I never got NEAR it. I just kept on driving and came here. Ill head home when I think its safe. Well, my 1st post tonight was long enough. Catch you all tommorow. Peace
Skins
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Took your advice Bill, The header does look a lot better. Well, just came up to do a little surfing and posting, drove by the house, and the mother-in-law was there. Not suzanne, SHIRLEY! Her and robbie were standing in the doorway talking to Nikki, rather than get in to it, I never got NEAR it. I just kept on driving and came here. Ill head home when I think its safe. Well, my 1st post tonight was long enough. Catch you all tommorow. Peace
Skins
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Slack Jaw Yokels Visit the Inman Ampride in search of the Mighty Wee-Cheat-Ah Tribe
As a lot of you know, I work at a convenience store, IT SUCKS, but the benefits sometimes make up for the pay. SOMETIMES! So I am in the store tonight right, and this guy comes walking in with a map in his hand, an un-lit cig in his mouth, and his hat turned three quarter on his head. It was looking like he (being VERY white) was thinking he needed to dress like he was VERY Not white! So anyways, the guy meanders around the store for a few minutes, not actually looking at the merchandise, but instead looking very confused as he stared blankly at the map. Occasionally he would look back at me, I was behind the counter, and then he would look back at the map and sigh and scratch his head. Well, after this went on for three or four blank stares (followed by each sigh getting gradually louder) I realized, this poor stupid man is so DUMB he refuses to actually ASK me for directions somewhere. So I play along, I sit on my ass, and begin to read the paper. After a few minutes of me laughing at the latest get fuzzy (that was hilarious, they did an open apology to the city of Pittsburgh for saying the town stunk.)
Well the guy walks (in a obvious huff) to the counter, slaps the atlas he was blankly studying just moments before, and says to me, (in a very rough tone) “Hey buddy, Do you know how to get to We-cheat-ah or not. I could barely contain my laughter. I asked him Wee-cheat-ah sir? I don’t think I have ever heard of that town, is it not on the map?
To which he responded “ Wee! Chee! Tah! (Three syllables said loud and MIS pronounced) you know where the WEE CHEAT AH thunders plays!
I could not resist having just a bit more fun with this slack jawed yokel! “Well sir” I said as straight faced as possible) Could you possibly spell it for me. He actually wrote this out, NOT on paper mind you, but on my counter! Weacheatawh! I could not resist, I said “ Sir if you are looking for a town by that spelling, you are NEVER going to find it. I told him, Its Pronounced Whih Chit Ah! Spelled Wichita, and its 8 miles to the interstate and another 45 or so to the stadium, unfortunately for him, if he was looking to see the Thunder play he was three days late, or four nights early b/c they Thunder only plays regular season games on Friday. He looked at me for a second, looked at his map, I could see the light come on when he actually found the right city, Its kind of hard to miss, it the HUGE metropolis in the center of a fricking pasture! So he looked back at me, and said, “ Well, I guess Ill just go back to Mac Fear Son! (McPherson pronounced Mc Fer-son!) As he walked out, I almost peed my pants laughing. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE)
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As a lot of you know, I work at a convenience store, IT SUCKS, but the benefits sometimes make up for the pay. SOMETIMES! So I am in the store tonight right, and this guy comes walking in with a map in his hand, an un-lit cig in his mouth, and his hat turned three quarter on his head. It was looking like he (being VERY white) was thinking he needed to dress like he was VERY Not white! So anyways, the guy meanders around the store for a few minutes, not actually looking at the merchandise, but instead looking very confused as he stared blankly at the map. Occasionally he would look back at me, I was behind the counter, and then he would look back at the map and sigh and scratch his head. Well, after this went on for three or four blank stares (followed by each sigh getting gradually louder) I realized, this poor stupid man is so DUMB he refuses to actually ASK me for directions somewhere. So I play along, I sit on my ass, and begin to read the paper. After a few minutes of me laughing at the latest get fuzzy (that was hilarious, they did an open apology to the city of Pittsburgh for saying the town stunk.)
Well the guy walks (in a obvious huff) to the counter, slaps the atlas he was blankly studying just moments before, and says to me, (in a very rough tone) “Hey buddy, Do you know how to get to We-cheat-ah or not. I could barely contain my laughter. I asked him Wee-cheat-ah sir? I don’t think I have ever heard of that town, is it not on the map?
To which he responded “ Wee! Chee! Tah! (Three syllables said loud and MIS pronounced) you know where the WEE CHEAT AH thunders plays!
I could not resist having just a bit more fun with this slack jawed yokel! “Well sir” I said as straight faced as possible) Could you possibly spell it for me. He actually wrote this out, NOT on paper mind you, but on my counter! Weacheatawh! I could not resist, I said “ Sir if you are looking for a town by that spelling, you are NEVER going to find it. I told him, Its Pronounced Whih Chit Ah! Spelled Wichita, and its 8 miles to the interstate and another 45 or so to the stadium, unfortunately for him, if he was looking to see the Thunder play he was three days late, or four nights early b/c they Thunder only plays regular season games on Friday. He looked at me for a second, looked at his map, I could see the light come on when he actually found the right city, Its kind of hard to miss, it the HUGE metropolis in the center of a fricking pasture! So he looked back at me, and said, “ Well, I guess Ill just go back to Mac Fear Son! (McPherson pronounced Mc Fer-son!) As he walked out, I almost peed my pants laughing. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE)
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Sunday, November 16, 2003
Things that annoy my Donkey
I must say there are few things in this world that annoy me. One of them has to be stupid people and the other are the whiners.
Stupid people are put on this Earth to annoy us with some intelligence only to test the amount of time it will take us to revert back to our neanderthal roots and hit them with a big rock. Thus making us into the stupid ones and them into the well . . .dead ones. We end up in jail or put under house arrest, depending on how many of these idiots we have done away with. House arrest would be fine with me as long as I had some videos or something. And the stupid people would be safe as long as they didn't go into that f&%$ing house. Most likely they would lack the intelligence to avoid such a thing but, really would the world really miss one more stupid person.
The second groupd of people that have no place on the face of the Earth are whiners. This group gamed fame in the late 1970's on Saturday Night Live via Doug and Wnedy Whiner. If you haven't seen these vintage episodes I pity you. This group is designed to attack those of us who have yet to succumb to the powers of the stupid. We have not hit them with rocks, we have not moved into caves (like you do), we are the strong. Then as soon as you think you are out of the woods, here they come. Whining about cell phones and gass bells and Rush Limbaugh. High taxes and energy bills. They are relentless. Only after defeating these evil fiends can we be free. Only after being subjected to their incesant complaints can we be cleansed.
Be strong my forum friends. Resist the temptation to join this evil bandwagon. You do not have to be stupid, you do not have to whine. YOU CAN BE FREE! FREE!
Well, I have to go back to Texas now. I hit someone with a rock and now doctors have to look at me through a little window.
OOOO, this forum is all sticking . . .it is made of jam!
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I must say there are few things in this world that annoy me. One of them has to be stupid people and the other are the whiners.
Stupid people are put on this Earth to annoy us with some intelligence only to test the amount of time it will take us to revert back to our neanderthal roots and hit them with a big rock. Thus making us into the stupid ones and them into the well . . .dead ones. We end up in jail or put under house arrest, depending on how many of these idiots we have done away with. House arrest would be fine with me as long as I had some videos or something. And the stupid people would be safe as long as they didn't go into that f&%$ing house. Most likely they would lack the intelligence to avoid such a thing but, really would the world really miss one more stupid person.
The second groupd of people that have no place on the face of the Earth are whiners. This group gamed fame in the late 1970's on Saturday Night Live via Doug and Wnedy Whiner. If you haven't seen these vintage episodes I pity you. This group is designed to attack those of us who have yet to succumb to the powers of the stupid. We have not hit them with rocks, we have not moved into caves (like you do), we are the strong. Then as soon as you think you are out of the woods, here they come. Whining about cell phones and gass bells and Rush Limbaugh. High taxes and energy bills. They are relentless. Only after defeating these evil fiends can we be free. Only after being subjected to their incesant complaints can we be cleansed.
Be strong my forum friends. Resist the temptation to join this evil bandwagon. You do not have to be stupid, you do not have to whine. YOU CAN BE FREE! FREE!
Well, I have to go back to Texas now. I hit someone with a rock and now doctors have to look at me through a little window.
OOOO, this forum is all sticking . . .it is made of jam!
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Priscas Feed-back on Lynns Cell Phone Problem!
I feel your pain. The other day when I was working in the college library some chick with her phone came in. Nothing major, she 'seemed' so be a nice person with her happy attitude, not one you would expect to be annoying.
anyhoo...I had been helping this one portugese chick for 2 hours and then is happens. The girls phone rings...wouldn't have been so bad if she'd answered it, but NO she sits there and bobs her head to the tune while waiting for it to finish. I sat in amazement and stared at her back. I don't think she felt the pain I was inflicting on her. DANG IT!!!
oh....and the song was something you would hear at the circus......oh happy day for annoying noises.
all that to say I know what your feelin!!!
but I must say there's not anything as annoying as you....just kidding. I love you Lynn, you know it. :)
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I feel your pain. The other day when I was working in the college library some chick with her phone came in. Nothing major, she 'seemed' so be a nice person with her happy attitude, not one you would expect to be annoying.
anyhoo...I had been helping this one portugese chick for 2 hours and then is happens. The girls phone rings...wouldn't have been so bad if she'd answered it, but NO she sits there and bobs her head to the tune while waiting for it to finish. I sat in amazement and stared at her back. I don't think she felt the pain I was inflicting on her. DANG IT!!!
oh....and the song was something you would hear at the circus......oh happy day for annoying noises.
all that to say I know what your feelin!!!
but I must say there's not anything as annoying as you....just kidding. I love you Lynn, you know it. :)
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