Saturday, November 15, 2003
More Obnoxious than ME
Okay, it occurs to me that there are many things in this world, more obnoxious than say….me. For instance, I was sitting here at Ampride just now, and the GasBoy began to beep at me. For those of you not familiar with what that sound like, (every one but Donkey, for she worked here) the GasBoy is our computer warning system telling us that someone either, Needs gas, or needs to pay. Now sitting here in the office, I can still here that shrill, ear piercing beep this stupid thing lets lose every time some one needs some fricking petrol! It beeps 3 times like a smoke detector… AH a smoke detector, yet another thing that constantly beeps. All night the stupid box squeaks at me begging me for more juice, (I think its faulty b/c Bill and I replaced all the SD batteries at the end of DST.) But anyway, the most annoying sound I have heard recently, (the main reason for this ranting and raving) is Cell phones. Now, I have been with out my precious talk box for a little over a year, and every time I hear one, I do miss mine ever so, However…Why do college students (and others) insist on sitting in our library on campus, or the mall, or the movie theaters, and showing off their ring tones to all their friends. The conversation on the other side of the cubical usually goes like this. “Hey **random name** check out the new phone I just got!” “ Oh wow, let me see…**long drawn out pause** Oh wow, it plays songs, cool!” “ Yeah, listen to this one” **Annoying version of Bach’s Minuet in G Plays, and Usually ITS NOT REALLY IN G** Okay she said listen to this one, ONE! Not twenty why in the hell does she then play them all! Does she not know a library (regardless of location) is to be QUIET! Does this piss any of the rest of you off? A ringing phone is bad, when some one answers it and the talks at normal voice in a echoing room is worse, BUT PLAYING WITH A PHONE JUST TO HEAR IT MAKE NOISE IS DEATH! Our computers have no speakers so people cant disturb others with loud music or annoying games, why then are they allowed to do so with their Cell Phones? I should really write an editorial for the collegian. This crap is REALLY getting on my nerves! What do you all think?
PS How Ironic, This is just the way my life works, While dealing with a customer just now, her 7-8 yr. Old daughter was sitting there, PLAYING WITH THE FRICKING RINGERS ON HER FRICKING CELL PHONE!
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Okay, it occurs to me that there are many things in this world, more obnoxious than say….me. For instance, I was sitting here at Ampride just now, and the GasBoy began to beep at me. For those of you not familiar with what that sound like, (every one but Donkey, for she worked here) the GasBoy is our computer warning system telling us that someone either, Needs gas, or needs to pay. Now sitting here in the office, I can still here that shrill, ear piercing beep this stupid thing lets lose every time some one needs some fricking petrol! It beeps 3 times like a smoke detector… AH a smoke detector, yet another thing that constantly beeps. All night the stupid box squeaks at me begging me for more juice, (I think its faulty b/c Bill and I replaced all the SD batteries at the end of DST.) But anyway, the most annoying sound I have heard recently, (the main reason for this ranting and raving) is Cell phones. Now, I have been with out my precious talk box for a little over a year, and every time I hear one, I do miss mine ever so, However…Why do college students (and others) insist on sitting in our library on campus, or the mall, or the movie theaters, and showing off their ring tones to all their friends. The conversation on the other side of the cubical usually goes like this. “Hey **random name** check out the new phone I just got!” “ Oh wow, let me see…**long drawn out pause** Oh wow, it plays songs, cool!” “ Yeah, listen to this one” **Annoying version of Bach’s Minuet in G Plays, and Usually ITS NOT REALLY IN G** Okay she said listen to this one, ONE! Not twenty why in the hell does she then play them all! Does she not know a library (regardless of location) is to be QUIET! Does this piss any of the rest of you off? A ringing phone is bad, when some one answers it and the talks at normal voice in a echoing room is worse, BUT PLAYING WITH A PHONE JUST TO HEAR IT MAKE NOISE IS DEATH! Our computers have no speakers so people cant disturb others with loud music or annoying games, why then are they allowed to do so with their Cell Phones? I should really write an editorial for the collegian. This crap is REALLY getting on my nerves! What do you all think?
PS How Ironic, This is just the way my life works, While dealing with a customer just now, her 7-8 yr. Old daughter was sitting there, PLAYING WITH THE FRICKING RINGERS ON HER FRICKING CELL PHONE!
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Cleaning House...
Okay, so I decided to put an end to the confusion. I tweaked the template format of the Blog, and re-wrote some HTML. YES BILL, LYNN UNDERSTANDS HTML, sortof. Well, I did do some rearranging, and some house cleaning, and now all the shout outs are back where they belong, and the site is much cleaner. Now I just need to get the links put back up, and all will be well.
Happy Holidays everybody,
Skins
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Okay, so I decided to put an end to the confusion. I tweaked the template format of the Blog, and re-wrote some HTML. YES BILL, LYNN UNDERSTANDS HTML, sortof. Well, I did do some rearranging, and some house cleaning, and now all the shout outs are back where they belong, and the site is much cleaner. Now I just need to get the links put back up, and all will be well.
Happy Holidays everybody,
Skins
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Friday, November 14, 2003
I Discover Spell-check! Happy Happy, Joy Joy!
Well, I did a little editing on the ol Website, nothing those of you who arent anal, **Cough** Donkey! **Cough** Bill! will notice. In other words I ran all my text boxes through a spell check program, If they still arent good enough GET THE F*** OVER IT. Love you all, Have a nice Day,.
Lynn
(PS, Nikki and I introduced Amelia and Em to the wonderful world that is life after seeing Nat'l Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Life is now complete for them, or at least it should be.)
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Well, I did a little editing on the ol Website, nothing those of you who arent anal, **Cough** Donkey! **Cough** Bill! will notice. In other words I ran all my text boxes through a spell check program, If they still arent good enough GET THE F*** OVER IT. Love you all, Have a nice Day,.
Lynn
(PS, Nikki and I introduced Amelia and Em to the wonderful world that is life after seeing Nat'l Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Life is now complete for them, or at least it should be.)
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Thursday, November 13, 2003
The Point is, I can get Krispy Kremes at Dillons!
Well, Thanksgiving is coming, and just in case you don't know me like you all should, b/c I am sweet and lovable, and you should know me like you know your shadow, I am about to explode with Holiday cheer, and Pre Finals Jitters.. 2 weeks, and 2 days of school until Finals, (Figure it up, I am not wrong) Well, My Eric is coming home soon, so all will be well with the world.
If I owned my own house, then the day after thanksgiving would find me up on the roof, staple gun in hand attaching all of the Imported Italian Twinkle lights the frame of my tiny home could support, in stead, since I live in a crappy little apt, It will find me in Wichita, SHOPPING TILL I DROP, ( and not spending a dime, b./c I am in it for the experience, not the goods.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY.
and remember, on the Highway of Life, Christmas is the free toll booth serving Free hot Coffee and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. (which are now on sale at Dillons for 3.39 a 1/2 Dozen.)
Lynn
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Well, Thanksgiving is coming, and just in case you don't know me like you all should, b/c I am sweet and lovable, and you should know me like you know your shadow, I am about to explode with Holiday cheer, and Pre Finals Jitters.. 2 weeks, and 2 days of school until Finals, (Figure it up, I am not wrong) Well, My Eric is coming home soon, so all will be well with the world.
If I owned my own house, then the day after thanksgiving would find me up on the roof, staple gun in hand attaching all of the Imported Italian Twinkle lights the frame of my tiny home could support, in stead, since I live in a crappy little apt, It will find me in Wichita, SHOPPING TILL I DROP, ( and not spending a dime, b./c I am in it for the experience, not the goods.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY.
and remember, on the Highway of Life, Christmas is the free toll booth serving Free hot Coffee and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. (which are now on sale at Dillons for 3.39 a 1/2 Dozen.)
Lynn
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Prisca And The Wickedy Weener Discover Blog
Well, I brought a new person to the wonderful world that is Blog, Everyone be sure to welcome Prisca and Amelia in to the world that is Blog.
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Well, I brought a new person to the wonderful world that is Blog, Everyone be sure to welcome Prisca and Amelia in to the world that is Blog.
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That would ruin your weekend!
Okay, any of you people out there think you are bad drivers, check this out, go to Keiths kick ass site, and check out the link to the Nov 06, 2003 "From Randys Site "This is too funny." I would link to it for you, but its Keiths Site, and I wont link to it w/o permission. Did I mention Keith is who I strive to be on a daily basis.
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Okay, any of you people out there think you are bad drivers, check this out, go to Keiths kick ass site, and check out the link to the Nov 06, 2003 "From Randys Site "This is too funny." I would link to it for you, but its Keiths Site, and I wont link to it w/o permission. Did I mention Keith is who I strive to be on a daily basis.
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Where are you Christmas Gimicks!??
Okay, This is another one of those posts that I want a little feed back on. I was laying in bed last night, as I tend to do at three AM when the boy is SCREAMING and I cant sleep when its Nikkis turn to get up. I took my turn DAMNIT! Well, As I was in bed, I began to think about going down to the living room and watching( for the third time that day) Nat'l Lampoons Christmas Vacation, and I started to think about Holidays. Now to make a long story short, I just have to say, I miss Holiday gimmicks. Yeah, I Bitch more than most about the commercialism of Christmas, but who doesn't like holiday gimmicks?
For Example, McDonald Co. Who remembers a few years back when Mickydees offered holiday Plush (YES PLUSH, NOT STUFFED, PLUSH DAMNIT! ) toys. Like I have a PLUSH "Fozzie" Mupet Baby. My bro Chris has a Kermit the Frog, we also have all kinds of Puppets from Pizza Hut from "Land Before Time" COME ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! Another fine example of a holiday gimmick. MOVIES! McDonalds and "the HUT" used to offer discount VHS movies. I know for a fact that McDonalds is why I have a copy of Waynes World, Dances With Wolves, ADAMS FAMILY, GHOST! Speak out people, tell me what you remember! Tell me I am not crazy, that the corporate world is two concerned about the damn Atkins Diet, and the bottom Dollar to offer cheap Holiday gimmicks to get us to spend MORE money. Restaurants are shooting off their own foot here. I am boycotting McDonalds from Now until New years, until I get a god damn Stuffed Disney character for Only 5.99 plus Tax with every Big Mac purchased. DOWN WITH FAST FOOD, UP WITH CHEAP CRAPPY PLUSH STOCKING STUFFERS THAT NO ONE EVER REALLY WANTED, BUT THAT THE PLACE STILL SOLD OUT OF!
Lynn
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Okay, This is another one of those posts that I want a little feed back on. I was laying in bed last night, as I tend to do at three AM when the boy is SCREAMING and I cant sleep when its Nikkis turn to get up. I took my turn DAMNIT! Well, As I was in bed, I began to think about going down to the living room and watching( for the third time that day) Nat'l Lampoons Christmas Vacation, and I started to think about Holidays. Now to make a long story short, I just have to say, I miss Holiday gimmicks. Yeah, I Bitch more than most about the commercialism of Christmas, but who doesn't like holiday gimmicks?
For Example, McDonald Co. Who remembers a few years back when Mickydees offered holiday Plush (YES PLUSH, NOT STUFFED, PLUSH DAMNIT! ) toys. Like I have a PLUSH "Fozzie" Mupet Baby. My bro Chris has a Kermit the Frog, we also have all kinds of Puppets from Pizza Hut from "Land Before Time" COME ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! Another fine example of a holiday gimmick. MOVIES! McDonalds and "the HUT" used to offer discount VHS movies. I know for a fact that McDonalds is why I have a copy of Waynes World, Dances With Wolves, ADAMS FAMILY, GHOST! Speak out people, tell me what you remember! Tell me I am not crazy, that the corporate world is two concerned about the damn Atkins Diet, and the bottom Dollar to offer cheap Holiday gimmicks to get us to spend MORE money. Restaurants are shooting off their own foot here. I am boycotting McDonalds from Now until New years, until I get a god damn Stuffed Disney character for Only 5.99 plus Tax with every Big Mac purchased. DOWN WITH FAST FOOD, UP WITH CHEAP CRAPPY PLUSH STOCKING STUFFERS THAT NO ONE EVER REALLY WANTED, BUT THAT THE PLACE STILL SOLD OUT OF!
Lynn
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No real-Player for ME Boo Hoo
Okay, Gee thats great Bill, However, I do not support Real One player, nor can I download it or install it, at school. Since the school is the only place I have web access right now, then I am going to need you to do better, thanks
Buh-Bye!
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Okay, Gee thats great Bill, However, I do not support Real One player, nor can I download it or install it, at school. Since the school is the only place I have web access right now, then I am going to need you to do better, thanks
Buh-Bye!
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Wednesday, November 12, 2003
Who loves kitty?
It's a 507Kb vid in .ra format, you need Real One Player to watch it (you probably have it, but if not, just click the link to go to the download page for the free version)
It's a small file, so you can either just click the link to watch it, or if you want to save it,
Right click-->Save As
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/southpark/cartman_ghetto_vid.ra
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It's a 507Kb vid in .ra format, you need Real One Player to watch it (you probably have it, but if not, just click the link to go to the download page for the free version)
It's a small file, so you can either just click the link to watch it, or if you want to save it,
Right click-->Save As
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/southpark/cartman_ghetto_vid.ra
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Tuesday, November 11, 2003
All Hail Keith!
Okay, I have made some changes, added some links, and have put in the links so people can now post comments for each entry. My blog will never be as cool as Keiths, if any of you want to see a site that is way better than mine, check out Keiths.
I stive to be like him on a daily basis, I just hope I dont start to put off that freaky Chewbacca vibe he has going for him.
KIDDING!
Lynn
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Okay, I have made some changes, added some links, and have put in the links so people can now post comments for each entry. My blog will never be as cool as Keiths, if any of you want to see a site that is way better than mine, check out Keiths.
I stive to be like him on a daily basis, I just hope I dont start to put off that freaky Chewbacca vibe he has going for him.
KIDDING!
Lynn
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Monday, November 10, 2003
That is so fricking AWESOME bill. Thaks for posting that. I need a good HARD laugh every now and then.
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My spoon is too big.........
I am a banana
Right Click->Save as
http://desk003.com/fark/typingsux/Rejected.wmv
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I am a banana
Right Click->Save as
http://desk003.com/fark/typingsux/Rejected.wmv
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Sunday, November 09, 2003
The Twelve Annoying Things at Christmas
(Like the song..only more truthful)
12. Singing Christmas Carols
11.Stale TV Specials
10. No Parking Spaces
9. Batteries Not included
8. MOMMY BUY ME SOMETHING
7. Charities/ Salvation army Bell Ringers
6. Facing the Inlaws
5. FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS
4. sending christmas cards
3. Hangovers
2. Rigging up the lights
1. and Finding a christmas tree!
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(Like the song..only more truthful)
12. Singing Christmas Carols
11.Stale TV Specials
10. No Parking Spaces
9. Batteries Not included
8. MOMMY BUY ME SOMETHING
7. Charities/ Salvation army Bell Ringers
6. Facing the Inlaws
5. FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS
4. sending christmas cards
3. Hangovers
2. Rigging up the lights
1. and Finding a christmas tree!
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Its Never to Early for a Christmas Movie!
Okay, Went and saw "Elf" starring Will Ferril on Friday Night, now aside from the two girls giggling and saying "Oh" in that cutsy sexy way girls do through out the ENTIRE movie....it was good. A little slow starting but once Buddy the Elf (Will F.) gets hit by that taxi cab, it was non stop laughs after that. Throw in a good supporting cast including Bob Newheart, and some hotty blonde that plays Ferrils Gal-pal and main squeeze, it made for a good movie. As far as holiday family flicks go, I give it 4 and 1/2 stars out of five. I recomend any of you "Ba-HumBug-ers" go see it for that quick boost in you r hoiday spirit.
AND CONTRARY TO WHAT SOMEONE BELIEVES cough*Bill* cough It is never to early (Oct. 24 is not to early) to start in with the Ho Ho Ho ing, and Dashing through the snow that is Christmas!
Happy Holidays Everybody!
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Okay, Went and saw "Elf" starring Will Ferril on Friday Night, now aside from the two girls giggling and saying "Oh" in that cutsy sexy way girls do through out the ENTIRE movie....it was good. A little slow starting but once Buddy the Elf (Will F.) gets hit by that taxi cab, it was non stop laughs after that. Throw in a good supporting cast including Bob Newheart, and some hotty blonde that plays Ferrils Gal-pal and main squeeze, it made for a good movie. As far as holiday family flicks go, I give it 4 and 1/2 stars out of five. I recomend any of you "Ba-HumBug-ers" go see it for that quick boost in you r hoiday spirit.
AND CONTRARY TO WHAT SOMEONE BELIEVES cough*Bill* cough It is never to early (Oct. 24 is not to early) to start in with the Ho Ho Ho ing, and Dashing through the snow that is Christmas!
Happy Holidays Everybody!
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Death to ALL HAMPSTERS!
Okay Bill I checked out the site, and while I think it is funny, I have seen funnier phenom sweeping the web. Main Example.
THE HAMPSTER DANCE!
Damn him straight to hell.
I HATE THAT FRICKING HAMPSTER SO MUCH, I FEEL LIKE PUTTING HIM IN A MICROWAVE AND KILLING HIM.
IF ANY OF THE REST OF YOU FEEL THE SAME,
DESTROY YOUR LOCAL HAMPSTER HERE!
(Okay its a gerbil, but its cloe enough)
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/microgerbil/
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Okay Bill I checked out the site, and while I think it is funny, I have seen funnier phenom sweeping the web. Main Example.
THE HAMPSTER DANCE!
Damn him straight to hell.
I HATE THAT FRICKING HAMPSTER SO MUCH, I FEEL LIKE PUTTING HIM IN A MICROWAVE AND KILLING HIM.
IF ANY OF THE REST OF YOU FEEL THE SAME,
DESTROY YOUR LOCAL HAMPSTER HERE!
(Okay its a gerbil, but its cloe enough)
http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/microgerbil/
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Where do churches draw the line?
OKAY, this is where things get serious, its go time baby! I was driving around this morning, instead of going to church, and as I drove past a local church I saw a marquee in front of that local neighborhood church that said this...
"Keep Using my name in vain,
And Ill make rush hour longer."
-GOD
Now does this piss any of the rest of you off, because, damn, since when does God make Idle threats, and since when does the fricking church on 7th and Adams have the right to print those STUPID phrases on its front sign. I mean shit, when I was growing up the only things on the front of signs were the churches name and what time Sunday School started. I was so pissed at that stupid, Non-Christ like wording of a pathetic threat that I almost rammed my car in and took out the sign. Let me know what the rest of you think about this.
Lynn
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OKAY, this is where things get serious, its go time baby! I was driving around this morning, instead of going to church, and as I drove past a local church I saw a marquee in front of that local neighborhood church that said this...
"Keep Using my name in vain,
And Ill make rush hour longer."
-GOD
Now does this piss any of the rest of you off, because, damn, since when does God make Idle threats, and since when does the fricking church on 7th and Adams have the right to print those STUPID phrases on its front sign. I mean shit, when I was growing up the only things on the front of signs were the churches name and what time Sunday School started. I was so pissed at that stupid, Non-Christ like wording of a pathetic threat that I almost rammed my car in and took out the sign. Let me know what the rest of you think about this.
Lynn
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